the story of the peaches.

so last night i was chilling and my roomate walks over with a bag of dried peaches, he asks me if they're mine. they weren't and they weren't his either, but i thought they were emily's cuz she buys weird shit like that. so i took the bag and we started eating it. 30 mins later it was gone. couple hours later emily comes over and i tell her i'm sorry that we killed her bag of peaches... her response "what peaches? they weren't mine..." my roomate found the bag under his bed, he just figured that one of us kicked it under there. it wasn't anybody else's in my apartment. so we started getting worried. at that moment em is looking at the bag and tell us that it was expired 3.12.05............

so after a while i decided i want to eat more peaches cuz they were fucking delicious. we go to harris teeters, get to the dried fruits section but guess what... NO PEACHES. they had dried plums, apricots, etc etc all kinds of weird shit but no peaches!!!

so in conclusion, alex and i ate the fuck outa a bag of expired peaches that they dont make anymore -.-